Aug. 8 2015
EIGHTEEN DAYS OUT !!
HWC is on edge... (her talons are wrecking my sofa)
She was questioning the validity of the trip we took last weekend to Saltspring, Vancouver and NewCastle Island. I told her that it was a good time to re-visit old friends and find new ones. Although the time was well spent and we had some laughs, she didn't buy it...
HWC: "Why the hell did we haul all that gear for such an easy trip?"
SHIRLEY: "Because it feels good on my axles"
Highwaycat sat silently and fixed her black pupils to the horizon. Her whiskers were in a twist.
"Feels good on my axles"?
What the F does that mean? ...
"Bikes are sooo retarded." She said with fangs drawn and glistening in the morning sun.
Ruckle P.P. Saltspring Isl. HWC: "This barren wasteland threatens my royalty" |
NewCastle Island Prov. Park "If this is Rigel 7, I'm pissed!" |
My powerful Fantastic 4 talons cannot penetrate this outer membrane!" |
Kizzmitt has the inside scoop... "These suckers are Grizzly Bear Proof!!" |
HWC noticed the new tires for Shirley, she realized that a new journey was rolling her way
YUP, WE'RE HEADED NORTH!!
Robert Service