HWC gets fitted on the Tarmac.
There was a bit of a struggle and some uncomfortable moments were shared, but all in all, things worked out fine. Or did they?!
"There was supposed to be a cartoon text bubble to the left of my cranium with some sort of humorous text inside. Luckily, the low tech program kept crashing and therefore, no bubble surfaced.
It appears as though I am the first cat to be sent to Mars. They call it "Mission Catatonic"
It shouldn't take too long to get there. Once we pass the "Squamish Music Festival Galaxy", it will be nothing short of a comet ride.
It irritates me that they have harnessed me to a Gel receptacle. At any given moment this puppy could blow and I would be forever covered in a slimy sticky mess. Could you imagine a sticky cat landing on Mars and having nothing to rub against or for that matter, not one gram of cat litter to utilize.
Hell awaits me, set me freeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
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